Maybe the Mayans Just Ran Out of Paper


pile of food

If today is truly the last day of civilization then I’m going to eat all the chocolate. And skip the gym. I’m not wasting my time at the friggen gym if I’ll never spend another moment in a bikini again. I should also finish that block of cheese in my fridge…and hit up my favorite sushi place…and get some ice cream, oh man how could I forget to mention ice cream?

While it’s possible that the Mayans just ran out of paper and were too lazy to get more pages to print the calendar, I can’t help but wonder what meal I would choose if I knew the apocalypse was really on its way.

(OK I admit, as I type this amidst the treacherous storm outside, a small part of me worries that my mockery will be used against me if everything does come to a screeching halt later. But then again if that happens, no one will see this post anyway…)

I pondered the idea and realized I wouldn’t be able to narrow down my preference to one specific type of cuisine. I mean, typically when someone asks me what my favorite food is, I just say, “All of it.”

So I ask you my friends, what dish would you desire if you knew you could never eat it again after today? Reply below, tweet @thatssojennblog or email with your answers!

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. REM really was ahead of their time.


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  1. Ooh! That’s so hard! I think it would have to be a multiple course event! Definitely some lobster and other seafood, ooh and some really good Italian food! Like a risotto or ravioli, I would prob. Want a good Greek salad too! And crab cakes, I love crab cakes! And then dessert! Oh man! Ice-cream, and pecan pie, and chocolate, you can’t forget the chocolate! Ok either I’m really hungry or really indecisive, or both! Lol thank god the world didn’t end and I wasn’t forced to choose! Lol

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